Luke warm water sucks.

So the summer has been shitty so far. The first month and a half was filled with constant rain and shitty college kids getting drunk and being loud at 3am. Now the rest has been filled with humidity and fat girls at beaches. Why the fuck do fat girls have to wear bikinis?, doesn't matter.

Since I'm talking about summer, let me tell you about how shitty my summer has been. First off, my girlfriend was living with me. Yes I know, it was rough, but some good times. We're broken up now, meaning (I'm single now ladies). But besides that, I can't eat fucking ice cream while stoned and watching a movie at 1am without thinking about her to a certain extent. Back to my summer, it's been filled with pot, yes the green shit, Mary Jane, WEED. I personally like smoking a little spliff here and there and then watching some shitty movie based on smoking it. It entertains me. Back to my summer...again. There are girls I want to sleep with, people I want to meet and things I need to get done, which just BLOWS.

Girls: Although I've had a few random hook ups here and there (While I've been single), non of them really got my attention, they were sort of throwing themselves at me, which kind of, sucks. Minus 1 girl, who I've had an *option* till all this time (You know who you are).

People: I like meeting interesting people who can somehow help me figure shit out, or make me feel better. Is it so much to ask? I keep meeting potheads or dumbasses who are obsessed about the latest news on Blizzcon. Fuck you.

Things to do: I am unemployed. I want to become a lawyer. My computer is broken. My car won't sell. I am lonely... cross that. I feel lonely.

I also want to start a company called "Vac____porno", but someone doesn't like it. DAMNIT JUST SAY YES!! I'll explain more after she calls me and complains lol.

Oh yeah! For all of you reading my shit after being referred to by Mina, She is the fucking shit. Hot sexy little latina cooking shit up. Two thumbs and some love. Condom and lube is in the drawer next to the trashcan babe.

By the way, I fucking hate my landlord.


-Junebug. <- gaaaaay

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I totally forgot about telling what my summers been like.

So far, its been rough, I've been looking for jobs, trying to study and attempting to exercise, but hasn't been really a blast. I haven't been anywhere I liked yet, been to the city like twice and in need of a haircut badly. I keep catching myself thinking, "What if I just drive off to California to start off my life there" and then it hits me. I am not getting anywhere with my piece of shit car, nor do I have the funds for it, nor do I have anywhere to live. Sure being in LA with all the movie stars and plastic females sounds good and all, but what the fuck can I do out there?. But then again, I am extremely smooth, so I can probably get laid and sleep in a car for about 2 days, before realizing that I won't be able to do shit!.

Studying has been real shitty for me, because I procrastinate too damned much. It's like I suddenly has mother fucking A.D.D... Or I've always had it and never realized it till recently. Don't you hate it when you have important shit to do, but you want to do something else, like hanging out, or lying on your leather couch, while you're all sticky and shit. The worse part is, we usually go for the latter thinking, "oh I'll just finish it/do it later". We fucking suck as humans, or maybe it's just me.

I can't wait till I go camping and visit a friend of mine in jail this Sunday.
Camping, with 2 other guys, in the woods, with shrooms... hmmmm. Hopefully I can convince a lady friend to come with me... please?

Chapter 1.

Hello, for those of you who don't know me, I am Jung, AKA Jungle. I know that there are various other "Jungle"s out there, but I don't give a shit. What makes me more special than these other fuckers is that "Jungle" is actually my name. It was a name given to me at birth by the Ohshizit tribe back in South Afrikorea... No. It is my First name and Last name put together, let me show you this mathmatically:

Jung + Lee - E = Jungle.

Makes sense? Good. Therefore, I am the true Jungle, so fuck everyone else (insert smiley face).

Who I am, doesn't really matter actually, because if you're reading this, most likely you're a friend of mine, who already has spent countless hours with me, decaying your brain from my non-sense. Unless you're a girl, then yes, you have spent your time very wisely.

Yes, my grammar is horrible. I understand that, thank you.

I know deep inside, I want to complain about something and just rant on for about an hour, but I can't really think of anything worth ranting about, nor do I want to force any thoughts, because then it'll just sound shitty, like most of these other blogs who are oh so fucking artistic and "real". Fuck this hype, trendy, generation-Z bullshit. When do people become real again? when the fuck are people gonna be real with themselves? I watch countless amounts of these Youtube video blogs that are just fucking HORRID!!, They all sound the same, all look the same, they all use that same crappy, played out, shitty, "cut the video after each word, while positioning themselves on the otherside of the fucking screen, to make it look like theyre just zooming across the screen". How would you like it if I typed like this:

Hi!.
My.
NaMe.
is.
Jung. lE.

Isn't.
ThiS.
AnnOYING?.

Yeah, but whatever, fuck it.

I'm content with this first post for now. I assure you, I do alot of random edits and add more shit as I feel like it.

Movie of the night:

Boiler Room.

Watch it.


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I want you guys to tell me what you want me to write about, it can be ANYTHING, as long as its worth bitching about. Don't be afraid and go for it!